1) Women's Hockey Team Celebrates Win: What a travesty. First winning and then being HAPPY you won!! Imagine celebrating with disgusting accessories like BEER and CHAMPAGNE! The horror. As the Winnipeg Free Press rightly noted, "Think of the consequences if these public displays of happiness get out of hand, Jacques. Grown women. Smoking. Drinking. What's next? Demanding the right to vote? Wanting to head major corporations? The mind boggles." Verdict: SCANDAL!
2) Scandal! Judge makes a b-s scandal ruling (see above) to ensure that his parents don't win the SCANDAL! count for this Olympic Pool. What's the opposite of nepotism, folks? Un-nepotist? Anti-nepotant? Either way, this one goes on the books. Verdict: SCANDAL!
So, as the torch has been un-lit (anti-lit?) the official SCANDAL! Count sits at: 7
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