Quatchi is being accused of using products and services that are not official sponsors of the 2010 Olympics.
Witnesses report that last weekend Quatchi was seen eating 57 hamburgers at Burger King and then drinking a barrel of Pepsi. For most sasquatches this is a typical breakfast, but for a sasquatch that is in contract with the 2010 Olympics and all of its sponsors, it’s a major problem.
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http://www.dailyseagull.com/quatchi-caught-in-olympic-scandal/
I know there are a lot of Quatchi's out here, but the one i've been partying with would not take down any pepsi unless it was saturated in Rye... His favourite beverage as of late has been Molson Canadian and Coors Light and he's been drinking at every chance. Tonight at the Men's Hockey game he was delighted to see Donald Sutherland beat down Norway.
ReplyDeleteGo Canada Go
First of all I'd like to thank my loyal fans for sticking with me through these tough times. While I vehomently deny any wrong-doing, I would also like to apologize for everyone who looks up to me and who I have, no doubt, hurt in the worst way: emotionally.
ReplyDeleteI am not a perfect sasquatch. But I ask each of you to truly question yourselves, look deep inside your souls, and ask if you could avoid the marketing juggernaut that is Pepsi Co.? I did, but I didn't. And for that I am not legally accountable, but I am sorry and I still want you to love me and buy replica me's in stores across Canada.
Sincerely,
Your lovable, huggable Quatchi